NORAMAL IS NEVER 
NOTE-WORTHY

Let's grow together, fam!

Need feedback that isn't from a friend or another artist 


just trying to get you to work for free?




With nearly a decade of experience with audio recording 


& engineering the Zany Records CEO will review your art 


for a fraction of what most sites offer, and give an 


in-depth listen to your song.  He will record his reactions


and commentary to your song, and place them in the Real


Reviews segment of the next episode of ZRTV.


You'll be able to see it on ZANYRECORDS.NET/TV





Genre does not matter!


If for any reason we feel we cannot review your work, 


you will be refunded in full.




WITH THAT SAID!!!  


NO MUMBLE RAP SUBMISSIONS.


EVER!!


WE WILL RAISE THE PRICE $0.50 


FOR EVERY MUMBLE RAP SUBMISSION...


ALSO, YOU'LL BE SPANKED AND SENT TO BED


WITHOUT DINNER (BLACKLISTED).


Don't ruin this for others.  There's a place for mumble rap.



AND IT'S FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ZANY RECORDS!!!









"I'm probably going to hear it from Derrick about these 


nutty low prices.  Hell, even I'm beginning to question 


my own sensibility.  But, I can't afford to give my time 


away for free, and I don't expect people to pay $50 for a 


quick review like other websites do."


_B.  James





Of course, this service is available for indie producers as 

well.  Same Zany price, just select the package that best 

suites your needs and we'll record the first 5 reviews for 

the next ZRTV episode.  All others will be published on 

our Youtube and social media pages for our followers,

as well as your own to check out.



We're not going to expose you to 50,000 people, real,

or fake.  This also contributes to the low price.  However,

we will strive to give you the most detailed feedback

on your project(s) that we can.



To begin, all you need to do is select the donation you'd 

like to pay for.  If you would like to donate more than the 

price listed, bless your soul, and use the top button.



Otherwise, use the blue button to order.







Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,



Zany Records.
 
How many songs would you like us to review?